Blue (OC): "Blue just starts drinking heavily as soon as we stop the car."
Slade (OC): "Is that because of me, or because of how the job went?"
Blue (OC): "Yes"

After Blue and Slade did several things leading to some chaos that the GM did not expect:

GM (OC): "You know.... I think I need a loading screen for my brain sometimes."

Blue managed to get a commlink from a guard (Evan) and decided to pin all blame for the system failure on him.

Blue (IC): "You obviously connected in to this, you have a virus on your commlink! The logs show you as logging in just half an hour ago!"
GM (IC): "What? No! I haven't been in the system all day! It must have been one of them technomancers!"
Slade (OC): "Bah.... Blaming a technomancer. The oldest excuse in the book."

Blue managed to social engineer her way into the security station by claiming to be IT. During this time everyone immediately bought her story, regaled her with countless stories about how things are always acting up, pestered her with questions about what the problem is, and gave her credentials to log into the system as admin (1234).

Slade (OC): "Stop taking real life examples... we PLAY these games to escape from real life!"
GM (OC): "This ISN'T real life... it's a parody of what usually happens."
Slade (OC): "But... isn't this just normal everyday stuff that happens?"
GM (OC): "Yes.... just taken to the extreme."

Blue managed to blow up the security system of a small mansion. Smoke was pouring out the windows, security guards were annoyed, and then one of the got a bright idea.
GM (As security guard): "Someone get IT!"
Blue (IC): "So I have an idea....."
GM (OC): "I immediately regret saying that."

When asked to lick a sword that has become a touch alchemical trigger:

Slade (IC): "Do you have ANY idea how bad of an idea that is??"

Blue (IC): "So what are we going to do about this Darrick guy?""
Slade (IC) "Live and let live?"
*Dead silence*
Slade (IC): "Apparently that is a bad idea?"

Slade (IC): "They have turrets!"

Lazarus (IC): "How many turrets?"

Slade (IC): "Many! More than enough!"

Lazarus (IC): "Surely you can count."

Slade (IC): "Explosives would get us into the building..."

Everyone (IC): "NO!"

Slade (IC): "I call shotgun!"

Lazarus (IC): "Any long range weapon of any design?"

Slade (IC): "I have throwing knives!"

Lazarus (IC): "How about you blue?"

Blue (IC): "No no no, I don't carry a gun."

Lazarus (IC): "Well then, as the only one with a gun, being the person in "shotgun" is MY duty."

So we now have a character named Blue and a blue character named Slade.

Lazarus (IC): "So I explain to Slade-not-Wilson and Blue-not-in-skin that we have two jobs..."

Before starting, everyone is giving the player of Wheels a bit of a hard time. Eventually....

Wheels (OC to Lazarus): "You know, I wasn't quite sure if you really WERE annoyed at me for being not stealthy."

*Silence*

Lazarus (OC): "Nah, I wasn't, I was just keeping to the character. I was trying to decide if I should give you a hard time again, because I'd already ragged on you a bit hard earlier."

Blue (OC): "Wheels was a great character.... too bad you were playing him."

The team decided to buy a new car after the old rigger (Wheels) wisely decided to skip town. As the talk of car availability comes up:

GM (OC): "You know... I'm pretty sure that vans are considered forbidden gear now..."

Lazarus has begun asking about how Slade usually operates. After hearing the brilliant plan of leaving no witnesses...

Lazarus (IC): "You're acting like this is normal for you! That's not how this usually works."

Blue (IC): "Well... that's actually exactly how this has been going..."

Lazarus (IC): "And that's why you've been having problems! If you could just disguise any of.... this."

*Lazarus indicates all of Slade in general*

Lazarus has decided to talk to Slade to find out what he can do.


Lazarus (IC): "Do you know anything about subtlety?"

Slade (IC): "Subtlety? What's that? I'd love some tea though."

Lazarus (IC): "And those swords! Have you ever thought about taking martial arts? Maybe getting a small gun?"

Slade (IC): "Guns? No... I hate guns. They're too noisy!"

Slade (IC, annoyed): "Do you have ANY experience with subterfuge? Stealth? NOT BEING VIOLENTLY BLUE??"

Lazarus calls his contact, Gerard, and asks for him to get him a duffel bag.

GM (Gerard): "I will have it there soon. It will be under the small rock formation on the west side of the Gazebo"

Lazarus (IC): "Gerard.... It's a DUFFEL BAG."

(It ended up under the rocks anyways)

Slade (IC): "Are you the guys I'm supposed to meet?"

Lazarus (IC): "oh gosh...."

Slade (IC): "I'm so excited to meet you guys!"

Blue (IC): "Lazarus, you're looking a little ill..."

Slade (IC): "I have healing rock!"

Lazarus (IC): "Please tell me someone didn't buy it for you."

Lazarus and Blue are waiting for their new runner to show up and join the team. The taxi shows up, and a blue Oni steps out. He's immediately accosted by law enforcement and asked to show his license for the swords on his back. He then jauntily runs towards the Gazebo in the middle of the park. As he's on his way, Lazarus gets this sinking feeling...

Lazaurs (IC): "Wait.. he's blue??"

Blue (IC): "And with two large swords too..."

Lazarus (IC): "Good grief.... what did we get into this time?"

Scarlet sneaks up behind a guard and breaks his neck.

Scarlet (OC): "Alright, I grab the body as it starts to fall."

GM: "Ok, you're holding onto a dead body."

Scarlet (OC): "I should have thought ahead a little bit... I have no idea why I'm holding onto a dead body."

In the middle of a firefight, someone threw a grenade at Scarlet. Scarlet promptly kicked it back and then snapped a selfie of herself with the explosion in the background.

Frazzle (IC): "What was that?"

Scarlet (IC): "Someone threw a grenade at me."

Frazzle (IC): "You just kicked a fragging grenade? And then took a selfie??"