Blue(IC): "Let me search for any large semis matching this description"

*Blue rolls crazy amounts of Dice. 1 hit.*

Blue(IC): "I don't know what to tell you Wheels, there's nothing on this semi anywhere! Its like it just up and flew away."

Wheels(IC): "So what you're telling me is.... We're looking for a VTOL Semi? AWESOME! I gotta find this and make it mine!"

Gandalf (IC): "Well YOU would know, noodling with trogs. Back in MY day, we just pointed and laughed at their funny noses. #NoRacism #JustTrogs"

Scarlet and (According to her) her giant sidekick (Mr. Frazzle), were driving away from some gangers who were in hot pursuit. Frazzle shot out one of the motorbikes with his hand cannon while Scarlet climbed onto the roof of Frazzle's van.

Scarlet(OC): "I'm going to jump off this onto the motorcycle chasing us."

GM: "You're driving down the road at 60kph, and you want to jump onto a motorcycle 15 meters away which is being driven by someone out to kill you? Roll Gymnastics. You want at least 6 hits."

*Scarlet rolls 11 dice, hits her physical limit of 7*

GM: "Ok, you make it on. The ganger is attempting to shoot you."

*GM Rolls dice, 3 hits*.

GM: "Roll to dodge with a -2 penalty for not being able to move much."

*Scarlet rolls dice, dodges easily.*

Scarlet(OC): "Now I want to stab this guy, kick him off, and take the motorcycle."

GM: "Alright, roll blades followed by gymnastics."

*Scarlet rolls, kills the guy. Rolls to stay on the cycle, 7 hits*

GM: "Congratulations, you now have a motorcycle. Why am I NOT surprised that this happened?"

The Scarlet Striker and her friend, Mr. Frazzle were supposed to get into a building, secure some data, and get out. Partway through the operation, they open a door and find a bunch of hellhounds ready to attack.


Scarlet(IC): "Aww, who's a good boy? You are!"
Scarlet(OC): "Ok, so... I want to pet it."

GM: "Um.... roll an unarmed attack I guess?"

*Scarlet rolls an obscene amount of dice. 3/4 of the dice turn up 6's, no ones are shown.*

GM: "Screw it, I'm considering THAT a critical success like in DnD. The hellhound rolls over and looks very excited to be receiving attention."

Scarlet(IC): "Aw... he's so cute, can I keep him?"

Needless to say, Scarlet and Mr. Frazzle now have a pet hellhound that they have following them around. He's somewhat daft at times, but does a pretty good job of understanding German commands like "attack" and "sit"

The GM gave an oddly specific job. The runners are supposed to retrieve the following:

1. One case of experimental mini-grenades (the case is .2m X .6m X .4m in volume).


2. One small fishtank containing exactly 3 Hellifish (Do not attempt to handle/move the Hellifish from tank to tank. That specific tank is required).


3. One augmetic eye from guardswoman Taylor Stepps (blue iris, alphaware, currently in use).


4. Ten kg of coffee, 10 kg of chocolate, and 10 Kg of beef from traincar 3.


5. One Mohawk from guardsman Terry Brooks. Lethal removal is acceptable. If killed, place body in engine's rigger cocoon. Forcible ejection of current rigger may be necessary.

The shadowrunners had managed to track down their target and subdue him (without killing him, that would have been messy and caused.... more weirdness). Now they need to take the guy's mowhawk from him.


Gandalf (IC): "So..... how do we go about this? Cut off his head? That would make us need to put him in the rigging cocoon though."
Kay (IC): "Can we maybe take his mowhawk off without killing him?"
Gandalf (IC): "I'll try. No guarantees though."

GM: The recently released pictures of mayor Krass and a giraffe have been a large hit with the general population. Polls show that the public opinion of mayor Krass rose 20% following the release.

GM: Mayor Krass was found cavorting sensually with a giraffe in a conservatory. Pictures and psyc evaluation at 7.