Pax took a single large blow that nearly left him unconscious. Wheels drove nearby and starts shouting at Pax to get in the van. The GM asks:

GM: "Anything you want to do with your movement?"
Wheels (IC, in the distance): "MAKE YOUR WAY TOWARD THE VAN!"
Pax (IC): "I'm just going to kinda lay down here... my head is hurting, I took a huge hit...."
Wheels (IC): "No! Make your way towards the van!"
Pax (OC): "I'll kinda crawl towards the van."

A phrase not usually heard in shadowrun:

Blue (IC): "To be honest.... our backup plan might require more explosives. I didn't think that was possible!"

Slade (IC): "Why don't we ask someone if they'd rather die OR be subjected to experimentation by an evil AI?"

Blue (IC): "Well then they alert the guards!"

Slade (IC): "At that point we kill them."

After a johnson starts impersonating a robot, hands a green serum over, and pays the party to inject a someone inside their target facility with it, the party had several doubts about the situation. In the end, the ethical pickle was dealt with.

Slade (IC): "Soo.... what are we going to do with the mystery serum? Inject someone with it? Destroy it? I want to destroy it."

Lazarus (IC): "We should just inject someone. It's a lot of money. Besides, it's Aztechnology! There's gotta be at least a dozen assholes."

The runners saw some gangers grabbing people off the street and shoving them in the back of a semi. Pax rolled ganger knowledge and realized they were a gang known for grabbing people and selling them to ghouls.

Pax (IC): "Wait... do Ghouls actually pay GOOD MONEY for bodies?? Could we have been making MORE MONEY off of this when we kill people?"
Wheels (IC): "Do you want to try it?"
Pax (IC): "No we shouldn't... that would be wrong."
Wheels (IC): "Besides, I don't know and ghouls to get in contact with!"
Pax (IC, aside): "Must.... find.... ghoul.... contact."

Slade has found a large hermetic circle in a basement guarded by three high force spirits. He decides to run a plan by the team....

Slade (IC): "We could plant explosives, leave, and then blow them up!"
Lazarus (IC): "You're sounding like wheels. We should refocus our priorities on finding the girl."
Blue (IC): "We'll call exploding the house plan 'B'."
Lazarus (IC): "Yeah. 'B' for bad."

Blue needs to find the address of a person. She hacks into their computer and says the following.

Blue (OC): "I'm in his computer, so I use his account to send him a package through Aztechnology Prime and see what address pops up...."

As the fight finishes, one of the trees that is on fire has a branch break off and start the crops on fire.

Wheels (IC): "Those potatoes were probably worth a lot."
Pax (IC): "Those trees were were probably worth a lot too!"
Wheels (OC): "Oh right... wood is valuable. Why is it that I always end up destroying the trees when we run?"

After most of the enemies were dead on the ground from Pax (who kept mimicking one punch man):

Wheels (OC): "You know, when I was on the ground, lit on fire, surrounded by like 15 people, I was a little bit worried."
GM: "So was I... for the enemies!"

Wheels (OC): "Alright. I want my drones to try shoot the hellhounds hanging off of Pax's butt."
GM:: "Cool. Left cheek or right cheek?"
Wheels (OC): "Right. And because I'm a NICE person, I'm NOT using the flamethrower."

Pax, a very heavily armored troll, kept getting attacked by hellhounds. They were nowhere near strong enough to cause any serious damage, so he was convinced they were trying to play with him. Eventually, one began savaging his shoe while two others bit him from behind on the behind. They hung on for dear life while Pax ran towards a group of bow wielding maniacs.

GM: "Now I'm picturing a troll with 2 hellhounds attached to his buttocks trying to run at full speed, and I gotta tell you the picture is glorious!"
Wheels (OC): "... with the hounds just flapping in the breeze."
GM: "As you make it there and punch one of the guys, the hellhounds flap about helplessly, tangled up in your clothing. One manages to slap into one of the guys."

Wheels lit on fire and killed (In that order) Kira's husband. She (a technomancer) retaliated by nearly killing Wheels with his own flamethrower. Through some heroics (while on fire), Wheels managed to take her out, disabling one of his drones in the process.

Whels (IC): "She's dead, right? Well... at least she doesn't miss her husband anymore!"

GM: "Alright, I gotta figure out what's happening here. I haven't worked with technomancers much. Ah, here we go! And I quote: 'Kill someone with their own drone....' "
Wheels (OC): "I don't like where this is going!"

Pax (OC): "I do a graceful troll dodge."

*Rolls. Gets no successes.*

Pax (OC): "That DOES seem about right."

After Wheels angered the leader of a colony of people living inside tree forts built on trees growing INSIDE a building:



Wheels (IC): "Someone with a lot of money decided this place is theirs now!"

GM (as Kira): "They can't do that, this is OUR home. I'd like to see them try take us out."

Wheels (IC): "Well it's theirs. I'm sure we can come to an arrangement here."

GM (as Kira): "Maybe... maybe.... but hear me out now. No."

Wheels (IC): "Good talk!"

Wheels and Pax need to get through a locked door.



Wheels (IC): "Think you could punch it open?"



Pax thinks for a moment, and then, as though HE thought of the idea, says:



Pax (IC): "I think I'll punch it open!"

Pax (IC, softly to himself): "I don't listen to people smaller than me. I don't have to listen to anyone very often."

Scarlet had been asking EVERYONE if they were secretly a man, ever had been a man (including men), if they were always a man or woman, etc. One person fought back (and lost).



Scarlet (IC): "Are you a man?"

GM (as Fayette): "no"

Scarlet (IC): "Are you sure?"

GM (as Fayette): "Yes."

Scarlet (IC): "Have you always been a woman?"

GM (as Fayette): "Yes."

Scarlet (IC): "And you're sure you're not a man?"

GM (as Fayette): "Look, do I need to flash you??"

Scarlet (IC): "Well... I wouldn't say no."

Mr. Frazzle is attempting to cut a deal with a gang leader to leave Scarlet behind.



Mr. Frazzle (IC): "Can I leave her here? Please?"

GM (as ganger): "No.... take her with you! We don't want her!"

Mr. Frazzle (IC, Desperately): "Please, I'm begging you! Let me leave her! I'm begging you."

GM (as ganger): "So am I.... so am I"

GM (As clerk): "Why yes, she and her boyfriend came through here a few days ago. They had a pretty good competition going on. I think they won some 10,000 nuyen."

Scarlet (IC): "What a slut!"

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "You can't keep calling people sluts."

Scarlet (IC): "You keep out of this skank!"

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "Or skanks."

Scarlet accidentally turns her commlink's flashlight on while attempting to take a selfie.


Scarlet (IC): "Gah! My eyes!"

*silence*

Scarlet (IC): "I just found a flashlight!"