As they walk out of their meeting with a Johnson:



Scarlet (IC): "I need to go to an adult store!"

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "Why there?"

Scarlet (IC): "I want to get a new outfit... a skank outfit."

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "Why? We need to blend in!"

Scarlet (IC): "Ok, I hear your point, but, can I counter with Slutty Catholic Girl outfit!"

Mr. Frazzle is walking very hunched over through the hallways. Scarlet, obliviously, asks why he's hunched over.



Mr. Frazzle (IC): "In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a giant!"

Scarlet (IC): "Oh, you are? I thought you just needed to lose weight"

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "What?"

Scarlet (IC): "Lemme guess, you're just big boned!"

The group is standing outside a building. Scarlet takes out the hellhound to let it relieve itself.... all over the sidewalk. The sidewalk starts to smoke a little bit.



Scarlet (IC): "It's just a sidewalk, it's not like anyone owns it or anything."

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "The city owns that."

Mr. Frazzle (OC): "Anyways, GM, what happens?"

GM: "You get a..."

Scarlet (IC): "Wait, can you talk to the narrator too?"

Mr. Frazzle (IC): "Oh yeah"

Scarlet (IC): "Anyway, Mr. Narrator, what are we doing today?"

GM: "Well, as I was about to say...."

GM: "At this point, everyone else is dead, unconsious, or dying. Is there anything else you'd like to do?"

Blue (OC): "I'm going to wait until we're far away from the bar and then blow it up"

Lazarus (OC): "I'm going to gently guide everyone into the car where I then punch the Oni"

Group as whole: "Who's still on fire"

Lazarus (OC): "I mean, the intent is to render unconsious, not harm."

*Rolls dice*

Lazarus (OC): "So you take 5 stun damage"

Slade (OC): And I'm still on fire.

Lazarus managed to keep Slade from burning to death (for some reason) by almost, but not quite, putting out the fire. Blue placed the TWO detonators into Slade's hands(one for the rating 35 explosive 10m away, one for the rating 21 explosive 14 meters away), patched him up with a medkit and brought him round.



Slade (IC): "Where am I, what am I doing... what are these in my hands?"

Blue (IC): "Detonators... don't worry about it."

Lazarus (IC): "You're still on fire."

Slade (IC): "Yeah... I know."

Slade cast a force 6 fireball at a group of Orcs in the doorway 4 meters away. He ALSO decided to use some edge to REALLY make this one have a lasting impact. Unfortunately, he (And Lazarus) were were within the fireball radius...



GM: "Well... all the orcs are on fire. Thankfully the explosive hidden behind the counter DOESN'T explode if lit on fire."

Blue (OC): "Fun fact... it WOULD go off if both lit on fire AND struck!"

Lazarus (OC): "I'm barely left standing..."

Slade (OC): "I'm really hurt too."

*Slade checks the condition monitor*

Slade (OC): "What does it mean when I only have one grey square left?"

Lazarus and GM: "You're nearly dead."

Slade (OC): "Wow... that really hurt then!"

GM: "I think this is also the time I should mention that we need to find out if you're on fire now...."

Lazarus (OC): "You know.... my "comrades" have done 300% more damage to me than the "enemies".

Blue makes it out the front door (Well... front hole post explosion) and wants to get around the building. This is going to be a run action, so dice rolling is needed.

GM: "Well, what's your movement for running?"

Blue (OC): "12m, I doubt I could make the 20 meters then, my agility isn't that good."

Lazarus (OC): "Really? What's your agility?"

Blue (OC): "5"

Lazarus (OC): "You can JOG at residential driving speeds!"

Lazarus (OC, quietly): "Yeah... all like 'my agility isn't that good'... Ha!"

After a rating 25 explosive mounted on the front door goes off, everyone rolls a general body check to see if they're deafened by the noise (they were out of explosion range, but still "close"). Blue is left with tinnitus while Slade and Lazarus are struggling to hear each other.

Lazarus (IC): "Oh great, I'm not on fire. Always a nice plus."

Slade (IC): "What? Speak up!"

The group is hiding in a bar as a dozen orcs surround the building.

Blue (OC): "I relay the copious amounts of orcs surrounding the building to the party."

Slade (OC): "You just get back a text saying 'That's a lot of orcs'"

Slade finds out that it's possible to change his appearance in the virtual conference room and makes himself look like a normal ork.

Slade (IC): "They did say this was for anonymity, and it IS hard to be anonymous when you're glowing blue."

Lazarus (OC): "I make myself look like mayor Krass."

*Laughter*

Lazarus (OC): "I think better of it and turn into Richard Nixon."

Blue (OC): "I matrix search to find Nixon's vice president and turn into him."

The party was put into a hyper-realistic matrix room to meet an employer. Lazarus decided to try destroy the table in the middle and was surprised to have his attack do absolutely nothing. Right as Slade is added to the channel and walks in the room:



Lazarus (IC): "Blue, slap me... lightly!"

Blue (OC): "I punch him in the face as hard as I can"

*Nothing happens*

Slade (IC): "I mean... I can try punching you if you like."

After looking at his skills a little more:
Lazarus (IC): "I have an 8 in unarmed combat. That means I have the equivalent of a PhD in punching things."

GM: "You do indeed find the driver dead behind the wheel."
Lazarus: "Thankfully!"
*Silence*
Lazarus: "What? At least he isn't shooting at us!"

...and after a while, Lazarus asks

Lazarus: "What's he been rolling for by the way?"
GM: "Oh. To resist the airborn toxin to not see you guys turn into canaries. He's terrified of canaries."
Lazarus: "Oh right... I forgot that he had to deal with that as an NPC."

After Slade started seeing his friends turning into turrets due to poison gas, Lazarus "Convinced" him to get into the Hazmat suit. After the drugs had worn down:

Slade: "When did I get into this suit?"
Lazarus: "When I told you to. Don't take it off. Are you still remaining calm? Deep breaths."
Slade: "Alright.... deep breaths...."
*Goes to remove helmet to breathe better....*

The GM asked everyone for a quick body + toxin resist roll. Slade managed to get a critical glitch.

GM: "For no particular reason, what does your character dislike the most?"
Slade: "I really don't know.... he hates guns. Beyond that, I'm really not sure?"
GM: "Alright, I can work with that. You feel this weird chill roll down your back, and as you look around, you notice that Blue and Lazarus are starting to morph into turrets...."
Slade: "Oh gosh... this is bad. I'm starting to reach for my swords....."

Upon finding a town that had all commlinks and video cameras smashed.
Slade (OC): "I bet we find zombies."
Lazarus (OC): "Nah, probably survivors."
Slade (OC): "Survivors or a zombie apocalyse... they're zombies either way!"

Oni with the ability to apply alchemical preparations to swords, lop people's limbs off, and cast crazy magic upon hearing about some poison gas:
Slade (IC): "Maybe it's a weapon??"
Slade (OC): "I start looking extremely nervous."