Doe looks around for a jackpoint.

Doe: You know, I wonder if they have a beta tester program.

Smokes: "Damn it Doe, they AREN'T going to give you a tour of their secret technology!"

Doe: "How do you know? It worked once!"

GM: "Not to cut your celebrations short, but there's no jackpoints in the area."

*Doe looks disappointed with the lack of results in his search*

Doe: "See? THIS is why we need a wireless matrix! I want to check the matrix from anywhere."