GM: "Who wouldn't want their very own AresSexBot(TM)"

Doe (OC): "Ah yes, the Suckitron2000(TM)"

GM: "No no, the 3000 model, the 2000s got recalled after several reported... incidents"

Smokes (OC): "What!?"

GM: "Only a few limbs severed, along with various other extremities."

GM: "Although in other... unrelated news... the 2000 model was re-branded for use in certain Jewish ceremonies"