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#266: Fireman Trolls


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Kreiger is searching for a group of trolls to lift a van over a concrete barrier. He comes across a firestation nearby where 16 trolls are somehow unloading themselves from the firetruck. They agree to help move the van, and all pile back into the firetruck (somehow).
When they arrive, they notice that Applejack is watching them *very* intently. Taking this as a good thing, they proceed to flirt with her.
One troll picks up the waifish elf and puts her ontop of the van.
Troll (GM): "Just gotta keep you out of the way little lady, it's no trouble, no trouble at all."
Applejack squeaks, then blushes. The troll, amused by this, does his best to take off his shirt in a sultry manner. Applejack turns violently red as the troll winks at her. The troll chuckles and hands her a business card.
Troll (GM): "Call me"