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#265: Twisty Plans

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Kreiger and Applejack have captured a vampire's pawn and just finished knocking him back unconscious after a brief interrogation. Applejack is worried about a retaliatory strike.


Applejack: "They're vampires, Kreiger, I'm sure they have some nefarious plan already in motion! They're devious..."

GM: "And let's take a moment to cut back to the vampires in their accounts meeting."

GM (As Head Accountant Vampire): "As you can see by the numbers, we've been consistently losing revenue these past two quarters. Our recent partnership with 'W' has helped increase our numbers and control slightly, but it's likely not enough. It appears that we may need to find alternative methods of revenue..."

Kreiger (OC): "Really? That's what that meeting was about? And where are their thralls? On their way over here already? Hold on..."

Kreiger, worriedly: "Applejack, could you go take a look around outside?"

GM: "Damn! Here I was hoping to surprise you."