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#202: Car Warranty

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After some fancy driving to dodge a fireball, a moan is heard from the trunk of the car they're driving. Zerk decides to punch through the back of the car to see what's in the trunk

*WHAM WHAM*

Zerk (OC): "Alright, that big enough?"
GM (OC): "You've knocked a meter sized hole in the back of the car."

Zerk (OC): "I stick my face into the hole and face whatever is inside"
Zerk (IC): "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"

GM (OC): "You hear a terrified groan. Looking inside the trunk, you see a single body."