Lonestar, having been dealt with by an ingram valiant and Zerk's killing hands (ripping peoples' heads off), has stopped shooting for now. Zerk goes over to the car Applejack was driving and checks in with their terrified passenger.

Zerk (IC): "Look lady, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm just a big cuddly troll who wouldn't hurt a fly."

GM (as lady): "YOU RIPPED SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF!!"

Zerk (IC): "Ok, you see... it's like this. Flies have done nothing wrong and don't deserve to die. Unless they're racist flies. Then they deserve to die."