Having fortified their defensible area, Applejack and Kreiger are waiting for an attack they're expecting. A fog rolls in, and Kreiger is getting life signs off of it when he checks it in the astral. He goes to whack it with his sword, missing. The GM decides it's time for a joke.

GM: "Did you hear about the guy who tried to hit some fog?"
GM: "He Mist!"

*Several seconds of silence*

Kreiger (OC): "You know what, just for that, I"m going to swing again with my combat pool, and this time I won't."